Damn awesome bathroom fixture.
I'm 79 years old and I have no feelings in my hands, this makes it very difficult to maintain the buttocks area of the body to clean it, I have always wondered about getting a bidet, but was afraid the other veterans would point fingers and laugh but, I finally said screw it and got me a COLD water one. I tried a couple of those cheap bidet, to see if I really wanted one. Come to find out that I did indeed want one, so I invested in a GOOD one, heated seat, heated water and heated air dry and Billy Bob, hold my beer, this is bleeping awesome. Woah, shut the front door! It is awesome. Heated water is the only way to go. The cold water is OK, but in the winter, it will freeze your buttocks off and just ruin a pleasurable thing.
I cannot get my wife to even try it yet. Been 2 years and still a no. I don't get it but, then I'm a man and do not understand women, I thought women really enjoyed these things??? I'm not sure what's up with that. I mean, she has a LOT of toys, and she doesn't want this??? Wats sup wit dat my brother?? I mean, my wife is strange, she married me, so....??
Anyway, y'all have a great product and, I think, there should be at least one in every home. Can we get a law to that effect, I mean, they regulate our water usage with those stupid water "supposed to be" savers" ya have to run around in the shower to get wet. Then they have all of these other stupid regulations, why not a bidet? Just think, you could be at someone else's house and you would be able to use a bidet. There's nothing worse than going to the airport and not having a bidet. Hell, I can't even talk my cousin, who has neuropathy in both hands, to get one. I ask him if he likes all of that poo poo on his hands each time. He's a hard headed Ole country boy. A year older than me. I don't know what's wrong with him,.